• 01:38 :/ Sadface. I need to stop thinking. #
• 12:36 @Linly Sorry I fell asleep on you last night. I think I legit slept almost three hours on my keyboard. Continue tonight? #
• 12:46 They're playing Pink Floyd through the speakers today. I may not threaten to kill people today. ;D #
• 13:27 ...Really? I don't understand why people feel it necessary to verbally abuse me. I hate this job. #
• 14:54 Update: I hate everyone. #
• 19:42 Three more tweets to 600! #

• 09:32 @a_silent_song D: dnw work. #
• 09:34 @a_silent_song -distracts-? #
• 09:37 @a_silent_song welcomeee. I've sat here for like ten minutes not really doing anything. #
• 09:48 @a_silent_song idk. I have no motivation to do anything today. Plus my stomach is like OMNOM I HATE YOU. #
• 09:53 @a_silent_song I might. D: It's my new meds. My voice is back, but everything else hates me. #
• 10:06 @a_silent_song Dnwwww. D: I'm so sleepy too. Five more hoursss. -dies- #
• 10:08 Pres Abraham Lincoln was shot in Ford's Theater by John Wilkes Booth today in 1865. ~random bit of knowledge for you all. #
• 10:17 @a_silent_song I figured you of all people would appreciate that. Also, the Titanic is going to sink tonight, jsyk. #
• 10:21 @a_silent_song As was I. I still am, to a certian extent. We should go on a cruise and scream things about iceburgs, y/y? #
• 10:29 @a_silent_song Yes! My parents are going on one next week, we should steal their tickets and go. #
• 10:39 @a_silent_song Yay! :D #
• 10:43 @a_silent_song I'ma text you..I have ~ideas. #
• 10:48 @a_silent_song well, in like ~15 minutes when I go on lunch. #
• 12:31 @Linly IM me tonight and tell me what it's doing, I have a friend who speaks Apple fluently. #
• 13:10 @Linly Ahahaha. Yes, yes. But we decided long ago that you would. #
• 13:30 @Linly Yep. It's how these things work. #
• 13:36 @a_silent_song -distracts- #
• 13:52 @a_silent_song blahhh i need a nap. #
• 13:56 @a_silent_song ;D thatisall. #
• 13:57 I think I need to buy a plant. What's a good cubicle plant? #
• 14:25 @a_silent_song but they're pokey! D: #
• 14:44 @a_silent_song Not a fan of the pokey. #
• 15:13 @a_silent_song flowery? :D #
• 15:26 @a_silent_song Come plant shopping with me. #
• 15:44 I need to stop thinking. This is bad. Bad. #
• 16:23 Why do i always get calls five minutes before i go home? I could be home by now. #
• 21:13 I can't sync my ipod with my laptop without deleting everything. What the hell? #

• 23:25 @gerardway the picture in your background makes me laugh, mostly because I have one. Not that old, but still. #
• 07:16 I don't know why I'm here. I can't talk. I need a new job. #
• 07:23 @a_silent_song Believe me, I want to. Nothing's coming out. #
• 07:30 @a_silent_song Welcome to my world. My parents would make me go to work even if I was missing a limb. I might ask for a half day. #
• 07:32 @a_silent_song I just wanna go home. :/ #
• 07:37 @a_silent_song Idk if they'll let me do it. I might ask to leave at like noon, then make the time up somewhere. #
• 07:46 @a_silent_song I have 2.45 hours of PTO left. Hm. #
• 07:53 @a_silent_song siiigh. i'm moving in, okay? #
• 08:22 @a_silent_song Blah, they fixed it. #
• 08:24 @a_silent_song D: yah. and my voice is coming back. #
• 08:36 @a_silent_song -noms you both- #
• 10:57 @a_silent_song tinyurl.com/crsze2 for you. <3 #
• 13:45 I can't think of anything to change my twitter name to. Ugh. Failboat. #
• 13:52 @markhoppus Justin looks so stoked to be alive. I don't know how he does it. #
• 15:17 longest 45 minutes of my life. right now. i just want to go home. #

Okay...this is for Ashley.

I rewrote the lyrics to 'Dance, Dance' based on something I said while drunk.

...Yeah, I'm lame.

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